Toddlers...........

I thought this so appropriate for our sweet Trahaearn!!

I am a toddler~

If it is on, I must turn it off.  

If it is off, I must turn it on.

If it is folded, I must unfold it.

If it is high, it must be reached.

If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.

If it has leaves, they must be picked.

If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.

If it is closed, it must be opened.

If it does not open, it must be screamed at.

If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.

If it has drawers, they must be rifled.

If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.

If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.

If it is paper, it must be torn.

If it has buttons, they must be pressed.

If the volume is low, it must go high.

If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled.

If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.

If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.

If it is a phone, I must talk to it.

If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.

If it is food, it must be dropped on the floor.

If it is not food, it must be tasted.

If it is food, it must not be tasted.

If it's a Mommy, it must be hugged.  

~Author Unknown